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Your breakfast, Mr, Sarabit?
I don't care about a cup of noodles!
It tastes like melon!
It will never happen again!
I promise!
Yalla, have you been coming back?
I'm not done yelling at you!
Music
Unit 2, I've lost camera 4,
We need eyes on the roof of terrace,
I'm in,
Okay, Mr, Sarabit,
Nice work,
Okay, I'm on my way,
Yes, we're doing a little bit more attention,
What?
You are very attentive,
Yes, I know,
That's what I told her,
Yalla, did you get the haircut?
I did!
Thank you for noticing,
It's very nice, huh?
I'll clear the roof,
Copy that,
That was me,
I'm sorry,
No, we got that,
Thank you,
All right,
Mr, Purana, go crazy,
Mr, Snake, that's your cue,
I hope your timing's right, kid,
Snake, be nice to the rookie,
It's your first ice,
I love being nice,
That's how I sound,
Welcome to the D,
See?
All right, we finished our adventure,
Let's do this,
Come on,
Five, four, three, two, one,
It's showtime,
Oh,
Mr, Solomon,
Those are the bad guys,
Remind me again, why didn't you just come through the front door?
Where's the fun in that?
He loves it,
Stay back, you monsters!
Monsters?
Did you say monsters?
He did,
I'm gonna do it,
You like monsters?
I'll show you a monster bow,
No, no, no, no, no!
I see you,
Oh, baby, where have you been all my life?
No, no!
Bad, bad,
This is a one of a kind prototype,
Wait, we did all this for a car?
Listen, kid, the heist is never really about to loop, okay?
It's a powerful loop, baby,
Let's go,
I have to say, no, no, look at this,
It's never been driven!
Don't worry,
We'll keep right here a little barting it,
What class are you like that?
What do you mean?
You say the naughtiest things?
No, no, no!
You have guys, please, never get away with us!
No, no, no!
Watch this,
Here, the bridge!
That's our exit!
I gotcha,
You're on a checker six,
I gotcha,
Come here, Paco,
That's the mad guy!
One X-Bat!
You got a secret plan, or are we just dead?
I'll let you know in a minute,
The ramp!
Punch it!
I have an idea,
Okay, new kid,
Let's see what you got,
Let's go, let's go!
Welcome to the crew, kid,
Only X,
Ooh, punchy!
Okay, whoa!
Nice carbon footprint, Jackass!
Classy,
Easy, man,
Easy,
Come on, girls,
Oh, hey!
Look who it is!
Get over here!
Where you been keeping yourselves?
Me?
Oh, terrific,
Fantastic,
I mean, not everyone believed it, but the bad guys went good,
I'll spare you the details, but in that nutshell, we felt the wag of doing good,
Made a couple of new friends,
You're the Grimmson Vaughn?
We took down Marmalade, the real bad guy,
Now, Grimmson Vaughn made a little cheetah for beautiful women,
Surprised everyone by turning ourselves in?
Yeah, we had a pretty good run as bad guys, but sometimes you got to give up the
thing you know in order to find something better,
So here we are, law-abiding citizens starting over with a clean slate,
And we cannot wait for society to welcome us with open arms,
And now you want to work at a bank,
Why not?
Some of my best memories are at banks,
You robbed us three times,
That was this big?
It says here that you saved the city from an evil guinea pig, but aren't you a
notorious criminal?
Yes!
No!
Maybe?
Sorry, nerves,
I mean, I can also do a great tune impression,
It's like you're talking to a tuner, right?
Well, I'm proficient in UNIX, Linux, Windows, Mac, and fluent in 87 coding
languages, so,,, Yeah, unqualified,
I see,
And how do you explain this gap in your employment history?
Uh,,, My salary expectations?
Wow!
That's a good question,
No one's ever given me money on purpose before,
Raise that secret Santa?
Yeah, how does that,,, Don't tell me,
Bath bomb,
Lavender,
And how would you react if you saw a co-worker doing something that violates
company policy?
Stinges get stitches to see what the fish is!
You know what?
Can I get another chance at that one?
I think we got everything we need,
So great to meet you,
Thanks for coming,
Uh, we're gonna,,, we're gonna pass,
Look, Craig, anyone who wants to change needs to start somewhere, right?
So I'm just asking for a chance,
Just a chance,
Please?
You know what, Mr, Wolf?
I might have something here for you,
I'm gonna give you a call,
Really?
Craig, that's great!
Numbers on my resume,
This has been just rigged,
You can let go now,
Sorry, I didn't mean to,,, I got a job!
This is fantastic, man!
Oh, by the way, Craig, you know,,,
Ah, yeah, got it,
Hey, guys,
Hey, Wolf!
So, you got the job?
Well, I mean, it's not 100% what he said,
He said it called me,
Well, you did better than Piranha,
I thought I was supposed to project confidence,
Yeah, but why a tuna?
What?
Tunas are confident,
What tuna do you know that's not confident?
All of them,
Tunas are confident,
Hey, guys, come on!
Life's like a car chase, you know what I mean?
There's gonna be bumps in the road,
When has that ever stopped us?
Snapper,
It's just gonna take a little time, but I promise you, people will come around,
Even if we get framed for the Phantom Bandit's crime spree?
That's awfully specific,
Who's the Phantom Bandit?
Who?
You haven't heard?
It's all I'm gonna know!
I made a batch of survival for the film,
The Phantom Bandit hit three locations
yesterday, killing several priceless artifacts,
The Phantom didn't know from being impossible to trace, but this time,
he left a common card,
Hey, hey, hey!
That's our move!
Exactly!
Commissioner, are the bad guys back to a life of crime?
Or are they being framed?
Just like your face with those fabulous bangs!
Thank you, I cut them myself,
Look, I cannot comment on an ongoing investigation, but let's just say,
once a con, always a con,
So it's a bad guy,
I said no comment!
Come on!
How are we supposed to get a fresh start when
we get blamed for every bad thing that happens?
Hey, guys!
Isn't the sun particularly radiant today?
What are you wearing?
What are you drinking?
Weak grass gambucha with extra moss and two shots of cold pressed candy lies,
Uh, I don't think you're supposed to eat those things,
Aw, you guys!
I wish I could trade light heart and jigs
with you all night, but I'm late for vinyasa,
Vinyasa?
Ooh, you're going out?
You just got back,
You're not how it is,
You think I got this body right?
Sit around watching TV?
Oh, and don't wait up for me,
It's lucha night,
Well, bye!
Guys, I think the kombucha hate his breath,
Hey, you know what?
As long as he's happy, right?
And you're not?
I'd be happier if I could land one of these jobs,
Where are some questions?
Hard to shake,
Ooh, that was quick,
I mean, when I first met you, I thought you were arrogant and self-satisfied,
But it's honest,
Really, for sure,
What changed your mind?
What do you mean?
Very funny,
Seriously, it's hard to stay positive when we keep getting rejected,
It makes you feel, I don't know, hopeless,
I mean, going good was the hardest thing that I ever did,
And, compared to you guys, I had it easy,
No one ever knew I was the Crimson Paul,
I'm sorry,
Did you say you were the Crimson Paul?
Sorry,
I didn't quite catch that,
Okay, you asked for it,
You're about to discover what they call me the big, bad,,,
I think I got carried away,
I don't think this is going to help my interviews,
I don't know,
I think it's cute,
It gives a character,
Oh, did I have a concussion or is the governor flirting with me?
Can it be both?
Sorry, I shouldn't have,,, No, no, no,
I didn't really,,, Yeah, because you're the governor,
And I'm, you know,,, An ex-con,
Yeah,
I know,
Optics,
Totally,
Let's just keep it friendly,
Medium friendly?
Yeah,
Madam Governor,
Madam Governor, sorry to interrupt,
You're acquaintance,
Finally, she remembers my name,
You've got the Children's Hospital fundraiser in 20 minutes,
I'll be right there worried,
Another fundraiser?
Oh, just look at you,
Same time next week?
My calendar's wide open,
Hey, I know it's tough, but you can't lose hope, okay?
People do want to trust you,
You just have to give them a reason,
Promise?
The governor's one,
But until then, I wouldn't work on that right hook,
Feels a little like I'm getting kissed by a butterfly,
Catch you later, tough guy,
I was hoping for that,
Are you dreaming of buying something big?
Win with one X-Bat and complete it right now,
Put a bet on any game,
Win in poker or casino,
Put a bet on CyberSport or play a slot,
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You're crazy,
No!
I said no promise,
I want answers,
Give me security footage, discover the phone logs, and where's my coffee?
Uh, right now,
But you're the visitor,
They can wait,
Hey, chief,
Can I just say, love the banks,
First off, it's commissioner now,
And second,,, Oh, nice,
What's the difference?
Well, the chief is the top uniformed officer,
Why am I explaining this to you?
Oh!
That's my board,
My board,
Beautiful board,
Oh, I'm sorry,
I thought I heard it saying, serve me,
Wolf,
Listen, I think we're both having an optics problem,
You need to show the world,
You've got this investigation under control,
and we need to show the world we're good,
If I help you catch the band, and it's a win,,, I'm calling the governor,
Go ahead,
It was basically her idea,
Look at this,
Each of the robberies occurred within a three-minute window,
So?
Three minutes is the loop rate of most standard security consoles, which means
whoever did this,,,
Hatched into security from the inside,
Bingo,
Fine,
Let's say they did,
How would we even trace that?
We need some kind of high-tech computer expert,
They'd have had to clone the IP address and
redirect the fee to a poor gigahertz dummy console,
Duh,
Huh?
Your bandit is clever,
But not as clever as he thinks he is,
However, you'd still need an inside man,
Hmm,,, Hey!
Hold this,
Hmm,,, There!
That's just the janitor,
Perhaps to the untrained eye,
But if he's really just the janitor, why is he pushing around an empty bucket?
Hmm,,,
So, the real question is,,,
How did he get in?
Hmm,,, I come this way, janitor, man,
What is the bang, Rick?
Ooh!
Why is there pickles in this?
Because that's my lunch,
Who said you could eat my lunch?
We said there was lunch,
Chief, come on, let's focus,
So, we know when, and we know how,
The real question is why,
Hmm,,, There are people to barge in and help,
Ooh!
Welcome, friend, to Mr, Snake's Voice Mail,
Today's advice from the soul,
We must stop concentrating on our differences and look for what we have in common,
Namaste,
Bye!
Is he possessed?
Ugh, don't even get me started,
I mean, one day he's going to yoga, he's doing pottery,
I mean, who does pottery to cast a ghost?
Guys, guys, guys, guys, hold on,
Huh?
What are you saying?
Look for what we have in common,
Look, it's not about the artifacts,
It's about what they have in common,
They're all made from a rare metal called MacGuffinite,
Of course,
MacGuffin what now?
Sounds kind of made up,
So does the word gold, if you didn't know it was real,
Say gold,
Gold,
That does sound made up,
I guess I'm thinking it sounds weird,
Gold,
So now that we know what the band is after,,,
We'll figure out where he's going to strike next,
There you go,
That's the chief I know,
Mmm,
Got any of your own beats these days?
It's Commissioner,
Get out of my office,
Woo!
Shake your blues, hey, shake your blues, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Woo!
Next thing you know, we're on TV getting metal,
Playing the streets after us,
We're on the street, baby,
Hey, listen to this,
Translated into English, the word MacGuffinite means a small MacGuffin,
Cute,
Okay, not super helpful, but what else you got?
The most famous MacGuffinite object is the belt of Guadalamango,
Woo!
What's that, a belt of Guadalamango?
You heard of that?
Part of it!
It's the championship trophy for the Lords of Lucha Tournament,
Wait, isn't that where Snake is going tonight?
That's right,
Can you imagine him?
A wrestling match,
He hates crowds,
And loud news,
And flamboyant costume,
Things that make life worth a while,
Ah!
Oh no!
Ah!
It's Snake,
It's all right here,
Happy hour,
Pottery,
Yoga,
All at the same time as the bandits' robberies,
He's been lying to us this whole time,
Oh, he's such a little snake,
That's why he's so happy,
Finyasama,
But if he gets caught, he's going back to prison,
We gotta find him before police chief cracks the case,
Uh-oh,
Hello?
Guess who has two thumbs?
Bangs and crack the case!
This gal!
Oh, really?
It's going down tonight at the Lawrence of Lucha Tournament,
I am gonna catch that bandit red-handed,
Ah!
Bro, that was our only foe!
What the thorogs?
I don't know, a bandit!
Guys, there's only one play here,
Find our friend and,,, Get him apart,
Lend by lend,
Until all you can remember is pain,
Wow, okay,
I was gonna say save him,
But sure, if there's time, we can do the limb thing,
Mama said I'd never get to have him,
Get up!
Look at me now, mama!
I'm gonna need a lot of mustard!
Check it out!
One of your size!
And one of my size!
Guys, we can shop later,
Right now, we need to find Snake,
Let's go,
Come on,
Ooh!
It's just so much!
Now, listen,
He can be anywhere,
Webb, search the upper deck,
All of ringside,
You two,,, Guys!
I can't believe you came all this way just to see me arrest the bandit!
What?
What was that?
I don't know,
I'm a bandit!
Okay, no more panicking,
Webb, search the upper deck,
You two, backstage,
Remember, we're dealing with a master of deception,
Who can move like water and vanish like smoke,
He can beat any theories,
Snake!
We know everything!
Snake?
If I knew you were expecting friends, I would have gotten more nachos,
Because, well, I know you don't like to share,
That's true,
Unless it's kisses,
Then he likes to share,
Don't just make him wake him up,
Guys, this is Susan,
Hey,
Is she your hostage?
No,
She's my girlfriend,
So these are the roommates,
Roommates?
Did you say roommates?
Hey,
I'm pulling your whiskers, whiskers,
Snakey here told me all about you guys,
Wait, I'm just trying to do the math here,
You're with Snake,
On purpose?
Well, you talk pretty tough for a mango with teeth,
What?
Does that look like,,, Oh, she's a spice?
Why can't I do that in so many minutes?
Are you ready to die?
I've got my victory!
For Handsome!
No one can defeat my handsomeness,
And now, bring down the mouth of one to the side, y'all!
Oh, my gosh, it's not fair!
Give me that mouth!
I love that!
Wait a minute,
Time's,,, Shh!
Can it be?
Yes!
It's not fair!
We have a new challenger!
Someone has a death wish!
Big enough to take on Handsome Jorge!
Of course!
What better way to steal the belt than to win it?
That's the Phantom Bandit!
So you want that belt, huh?
We gotta expose him!
How are we supposed to do that?
We improvise!
Well, call me,,,
Here it means business!
Can we talk about this?
Daddy's man's brass!
Daddy's brass!
What the face?
I didn't really think that through,
You have been deboned by a chicken?
Who's ready for some violence?
Violence!
Guys, go for the mask!
Go for the mask!
You think you're that?
Go for the mask!
No!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is no luchador!
It's the Phantom Bandit!
She came here to steal the,,, the belt?
I didn't like getting out of this one, bad guys,
What?
Get the belt!
This belt looks like,,, I trusted you!
Get the belt!
People, we got a code 12!
Bad guys are the bandits!
All right!
What do we do now?
Isn't she great?
Bad guys,
I'm getting too old for this,
All units, all units, suspects are headed east in a hot dog,
Any people are sure that,,, It looks to be all bean, possibly chorizo,
Now it's personal,
Do you fail for it?
Just like your plan, boss?
Good,
Let's go,
Now that went sideways,
Susan, you were amazing,
Where'd you go in the driveway?
I used to deliver pizzas,
Got cans for being too fast,
New breaststicks,
What?
What do you brush your teeth with, sardines?
That's a bird,
I don't brush my teeth like that,
How about a minute?
I'll take two,
What about you, Wolf?
I'm good, thanks,
So, how'd you guys meet anyway?
Spill it, spill it!
Okay, well,,,
You tell,
No, no, no,
You tell him that,
Yeah, but you do all the voices,
And like, you're so good at it,
Can somebody tell it?
Okay, okay,
It's a funny story,
Hey, kid,
Are you gonna eat that?
Mix up,
Come on, come on,
Anyway, that's how we met,
But that's nothing compared to our first date,
All right, all right, all right, got it,
Love triumphs overall, and that's great,
But right now, we need to focus on the fact that every
cop in the state thinks we're the Phantom Bandits,
Not much of a romantic, are you?
Don't mind him, Sugar Beet,
He's a little touchy,
He's been friend-zoned by the governor,
I have not been friend-zoned by the,,,
I need a phone,
Madam Governor, Madam Governor, how so far have the bad guys going back to prison?
Please, let's not jump to conclusions before we have all the facts,
Thank you, madam,
All questions, all the questions for now,
All right, Dan,
Hang on, Maureen,
Oh, Linda!
What a clever surprise!
Wolf, what were you thinking?
Diane, listen, we had a little bit of trouble,
Oh, which part?
Assaulting the police commissioner?
Or stealing a priceless belt in front of thousands of people?
It's not what it looks like,
Someone's setting us up,
You gotta believe me,
Of course I believe you,
Well, you might be the only one,
Listen, we could really use your help right now,
Wolf, I can't call off the cops,
There's too much heat on you,
I know, I know, I know,
If you could just give me something to work with, a clue, a starting place,
something,
All I know is it's got something to do with that McGuffinite thing,
McGuffinite?
Really?
Yeah, it's what the band has been after the whole time,
I hate to drag you into this, but it's our only lead,
Can you look into it?
Yeah, I know exactly who you ask,
You do?
Listen to me,
I need you to lay low until I get to the bottom of this,
In the meantime, don't trust anyone,
And Wolf,,, Yeah?
We'll get through this,
Okay?
I hope so,
Hey,
I owe you one,
What are medium friends for, huh?
Yeah,
Maureen?
Yes, ma'am?
Handle my appointments,
You got it, ma'am,
I've got to catch up with an old friend,
Good news, gang,
Diane's going to help us clear our names,
All we got to do is lay low,
Hugh,
You should have taken meant,
Boys' scoos,
Hey!
Hey, boss,
Yeah,
The chickens are in the broiler,
Repeat, the chickens are in the broiler,
Well, where are we?
What's happening?
Once upon a time, there was a big bad war,
Oh, I,
the one who challenges the status quo, who takes the big chance,
Without him?
Shoot, I don't even think we have a store,
And they call a hand to them,
Hmm,
Out of backwards, don't you think?
Do I know you?
They call me the Phantom Bandit,
Nice ring to it, I guess,
But you can call me Kitty Cat,
I think you met my girls,
Oh!
Holy shrap!
I'm Big Tell,
It was great honor to keep the butts of my heroes,
The butts were even greater than my uterus,
She's a huge fan,
Big crime nerd,
Thanks,
I think,
Oh, hey, Susan!
I'm sure you'll like it,
Hey!
It's dimmed,
Susan is an alias,
You lied to me,
That's all right, puppy dog,
Blame me,
Not cool,
Betray me,
Hey, hey, listen,
It's just business,
You're a shady,
Come on out, buddy,
You're the perfect woman,
So she outstank a snake?
If that's not true love, well, well, then I don't know what true love is,
Snake,,,
Okay, Kitty,
You mind telling us what we're doing here?
Cutting to the chase,
I like it,
We're planning something big,
Only problem is too big for the three of us,
You need work,
We need extra hands,
Professionals, you know,
With a specific set of skills,
One last job,
What you say?
What do we say?
No, is the short answer, but you were flattered, but the thing is, you know,,,
We're good now,
Yeah, we don't steal stuff anymore,
Yeah, so if you could just, you know, untie us and we'll let ourselves out and
we can just call it a no chair, okay?
Okay,
You know what?
I love the red ones,
Is it cherry?
Is it strawberry?
I'm not really sure,
I can never tell,
It's kind of like people, you know,
You think they're one thing, but it turns out, there's something else entirely,
Diane, she knows,
Can you imagine if this got out?
The governor's secret past is the crimson paw?
Talk about scandal,
She will be in the hot bubble water,
So, let me rephrase the question,
Play along and Diane's secret is safe,
Or don't,
And you, Diane, the good life, it all comes crashing down,
What'll it be?
All right, hot sauce,
What's the job?
That's the job,
Oh, wow,
That's the Moon X rocket,
Seriously, you better believe it, girl,
I see a car away, you can see a big jumbo rocket chair,
I think she's serious,
Why would you want to steal a rocket?
A heist is never just about the loot,
Isn't that right, Wolf?
It's a power move,
Exactly,
You get it,
He gets it,
All right, now, come on, we got work to do,
And after that, we're square, right?
You gonna give us the video?
It's gonna be gnarly,
So, are we bad again?
You gotta hand it to them,
They thought of almost everything,
Almost?
Oh, you got an angle,
I've always got an angle,
One last job, and after that, Little Miss Lollipop's gonna regret she ever met us,
Take me to his cell,
Marmalade,
Of all the sigma-maxman prisons in all the world,
You have to walk into mine,
Oh, mine,
You look like a balloon animal,
Are they right?
Today was Arm Day,
That's why I'm looking at an extra swell,
Oh, so, to what do I owe the visit?
I wonder if it has anything to do with your main
cheat protégés fleeing the scene of a crime?
How do you know about that?
It's my job to know,
I'm the editor-in-chief of the Crazy Max Chronicle,
I also do yearbook, and I'm captain of the Pickleball team,
To be honest, I'm kind of crushing it in here,
All right, well, good for you,
But what do you know about MacGuffinite?
Oh, MacGuffinian Victim,
Passing a metal with one extremely unique property,
And that is,,, Well, I'm not just going to tell you a lie,
Did you forget?
I'm sitting in prison for your crimes,
So what's in it for me?
I am not giving you a pardon,
A pardon?
In the middle of Pickleball season?
No,
I have a better idea,
How would you like to play a game?
What sort of sick game do you want me to play?
Backstabbing Governor's first,
I'll get me,
All right, everyone, listen up,
Each of you has a specific part to play,
Safe cracking gear,
Disguises,
It's a serious attack,
I think I got the wrong back,
Yeah, this doesn't seem like proper attire to infiltrate a launch site,
Oh, no, we're not going to the launch site,
We find a way to circumvent every level of security leading to the rocket,
And it's right there on Mr, Boone's wrist,
Watch controls everything from front gate to mission control,
To blast off,
Steal the watch,
Steal the rocket,
Only problem, he never takes it off,
Look, here we have world famous thick bucket,
And we think there's a window,
Jeremiah Moon invites you to his exclusive state-of-the-art wedding,
Are you serious?
We're going to crash the wedding,
Oh, I love weddings,
I mean, you know, I mean, I like them,
They're fine,
I don't care,
Whatever,
No one cares,
Um, here's how it's going to go,
This is a highly exclusive event and it's got protection to match,
Shall we?
Or have to get creative?
I'm a hero, Rusty, but I promise to pay you respect for my duty,
Mamma mia, who is in my flowers?
Pregno, cappuccino, extra grande, tutti frutti, lipo chino,
On the bell, it's been touched,
A princess,
Moon, there's a pair of AR enhancement glasses
that identify the people we're talking to,
And the people who are,
Those who make the wedding earn a 60-second one-on-one vote, Mr, Moon,
That's our window,
Our only window,
Once the ceremony begins, it's over,
All right, everyone,
I got eyes,
Piranha, you are up,
Hey, Clarence!
Something doesn't look right in this trunk,
Did they give you what you had in there?
Oh, Clarence,
All clear here,
Titanium triple spring release,
I've missed you, my old friend,
You say you still got these sneaky cakes?
Please,
Blockpicking is like a romance,
You gotta start gentle, playful, work your way into its little cold heart
until all those defenses melt away,
Oh, sounds kind of fun,
Are we still talking about the lock?
Power outage?
Hello?
Extremely quick electrician,
Did someone call for an electrician?
Yes, sir,
That was me,
Don't worry,
I fix and be out of your lip hair in no time,
All right, girls,
Have fun,
Land legs,
I'll be your backer today,
Mr, Moon, that's your cube,
I'll spend it all in one place here,
That's my job,
Hey, afternoon,
Howdy, ma'am,
Eyes up, cowboy,
Your target's at 12 o'clock,
That's our plan,
What are you doing?
Get in line,
Buck Walker's done new lines,
That's my covering,
Relax, kitty,
I got this,
Hey, excuse me,
Mr, Moon, sir,
My, my, my,
All side-dice and boom,
Careful, careful, let's show our wealthy and influential friend,
A little respect,
I thank you kindly,
You still got it,
Now this is it,
Swap the watch for the dummy,
Well, at least somebody civilized around here,
My name's Buck Walker, big bad oil,
I'm sure you heard it,
Need a hand?
Well, I was eye-checking it had him,
He never minded before,
Oops,
Oh, boy,
At least I'm mistaken,
Rockets do need oil,
That's what you feel about a strategic partnership, Mr, Moon,
Are you coming to me with a business proposal right before my wedding?
You're a real operator, Mr, Wolfe,
You don't know the half of it,
Who authorized you to make high contact?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
Mr, Wolfe?
Get the watch!
Ah, there's my solly-wally,
You're looking extra bold,
And you're looking short,
Have we met before?
Uh, no, no,
I guess I'll just have one of those faces,
Anyway, Mr, Wolfe,,, Mr, Wolfe?
Ah, yes,
Showtime,
Wait a minute,
Excuse me, Mr, Wolfe,
No!
Listen, I never forget the face,
I make it high diving,
Was it that?
Five years can't borrow me for just a moment,
Thank God,
Moon, the heist,
A guy, I knew him and he was going to recognize me,
Belizema,
Belizema?
Uh, we got a slight problem,
Someone needs to tell Marco that a shark ate him,
Are you guys trying to sabotage this?
Who's ready to get married?
Shark, I'm a baby,
This is all too much,
You happy?
I like this one,
This whole thing's a bust,
You lost your edge,
And now the governor's going to pay for it,
Hey, whoa, whoa, hey,
Let's not do anything crazy, okay?
We'll get you the watch,
Oh, yeah?
How?
Now,
Honey, you look so beautiful in this dress,
Big bad wolf,
Shark, you're up,
Welcome!
Welcome to this most beautifious, magistacular, and credimonious occasion,
Couldn't be a little more subtle,
For sure, this is subtle,
Give it to the real good,
We stand here today to marry this man,
This manly, masculine, manless, male man,
And this totally normal woman,
In the sepidimonious eyes,,, Watch!
,,,of police and actual men in an amniotic,
Wow!
Now!
Would you please join hands?
Got him!
Yeah, just join those hands,
Don't need to look at him,
Just join those hands together,
Oh, shut up!
What?
Honey, honey,
Solomon, who do you think you are?
Look what you are marrying!
None other!
That's a great bad wolf!
Here comes the bride!
How could this be?
This is a disgrace,
Get him out of here now,
Why are you taking me?
Hey, where's the officiant?
Who cares?
Everybody talk fine,
That guy's eyes,,, Hit me!
What big men say?
I am drunk,
I almost make Pippi accident,
Right?
Almost,
Wolf, I gotta ask,
How'd you know that was gonna work?
You see, kitty, there's three parts to every con,
First, bake the hook,
Then comes the turn,
Something's going on,
Someone should object,
But none of it works without the pan,
Because it's one thing to steal the watch,
Solomon, who do you think you are?
Hold on tight, please,
And another to get rid of,
The arts of misdirection,
It's not the action, it's the distraction,
Got it,
Yes ma'am,
Hey!
Alright, I see you,
No,
Not there,
No,
Maybe,,,
Oh my goodness,
Can we move this along?
Patience, Diane,
This is a game of subtle strategy and psychological endurance parted only by the
most cunning and sophisticated minds,
Ages six and up,
Besides, it's not every day that the governor
drops by to chatter back quantum ferromagnetism,
Wait, are you saying MacGuffinite is magnetic?
Not just a magnet,
MacGuffinite is the important inverse of gold,
As opposed to extreme voltage,
It will cause gold electrons to decouple and attract with spectacular force,
It's a gold magnet,
Oh, she's catching on,
Very good,
Ryan Robert, then,
You can make the gold come to you,
All in crime,
None of the exercise,
I think, Professor,
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
You can't go,
We haven't finished our,,,
What?
No!
But how?
It's literally a tic-tac-toe,
Send me your yearbook,
You know, it's funny,
You're the second person to come all the way here to ask me about MacGuffinite,
What are the odds?
You had a visitor?
I didn't get her name, but apparently we have a friend in common,
Or should I say,,,
Spine!
I need footage of Marvillet's last visitor,
Now,
Found you,
Now?
This was the new day of my life,
Why must you leave forever?
No,
Cheer up, Buttersnow,
Buttersnow?
I've always wanted a nickname,
Oh, great,
Hey, listen,
No hard feelings about the whole, you know, pretend
relationship to entrap you and your buddies, okay?
Oh, come on,
Of course not,
I mean, to be honest, I wasn't really that into you,
Ew,
Because you seem to be pretty into me,
Well, that's,,,
Yeah,
You know, I didn't want to hurt your feelings, so sorry if you're disappointed,
Oh, no, no, no, not me,
You see, I'd only be disappointed if I was into you, which, as previously
established, I was not,
Okay?
Of course,
Otherwise, this marshmallow toast would be full of romantic tension,
Of course I did,
Oh, really?
So, the first sitting of the bride was your idea?
Absolutely,
Yeah, okay,
I hired you,
Therefore, your ideas are my ideas,
Classy,
What's going on with the macabre tonight?
Just a little science project,
So, you framed this for science?
Come on, I had to frame you,
It was the only way to draw you out of retirement,
Anyway, you got what you want, so,,,
Oh!
Right!
You want the video,
There we go,
Oh, man,
Did I ever tell you about my first heist?
Uh, no,
It was a big jewelry store,
Lollipop,
Back in school, we had a teacher who used to give the good kids a lollipop,
And maybe it was my claws or my teeth, but she never, ever looked my way,
It was hurtful,
So, one day, when the old fart wasn't looking, I snuck into the drawer and
swiped the whole bag,
After that, when the kids wanted lollipops, they came to meet,
Dude, it was amazing, man,
For the first time in my life, I felt powerful,
I must have pulled off a hundred jobs since then,
And the more you steal, the more they respect you,
Hmm,
Why would you give that up?
You think if you play nice and follow their rules, they'll just see you for who
you truly are,
But let me tell you, they won't,
What if the bad life was your best life?
My advice, stop holding them and enjoy the lollipop,
Did you get it?
Oh, we got it,
Come on, I had to frame you,
It was the only way to draw you a full confession,
I can't really do that alone as a camera,
All we need to do is get this to the chief and clear her names,
Oh, we did it!
Touchdown, Dad!
Hey, buddy,
You okay?
Huh?
Oh, uh, nothing,
Just imagining my next round of thrilling job interviews,
Wolfie, this is the plan,
Yeah, no, I know,
I'm just saying,
What am I saying?
I'm just saying,
What if we took a wrong turn with the whole going good thing?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but it's gonna be different this time,
Captured the Phantom Bandit,
That'll look great on your resume,
We're gonna be heroes from industry,
Yeah, no, yeah, totally,
What am I talking about?
You're right,
Come on, let's find the chief,
Let's go,
Uh-oh,
Did you really think it was gonna be that easy?
Shoot,
I want you!
Naughty, naughty,
Are these gold?
Kitty, can we talk about this for a second?
No,
Is that MacGuffinite?
What's going on?
About a show week,
You're shiny!
Gimme!
A gold magnet!
Bitch, you're scaly, but it is,
And this is just a prototype,
Wait till you see what it can do in zero gravity,
You're taking it to space?
Obviously,
What do you think giant rocket is for?
It's not for science, Bear,
You can't expect us to steal all the world's gold from down here,
The biggest heist in history,
Courtesy of us,
All the world's gold,
And the cherry on top!
What are you doing?
The video?
You don't need to ruin Diane,
Let's come on,
Let's talk about it,
I promised this rodent that I would,
Kind of a quid pro quo technique,
Marmalade?
I know,
What a goofball,
But it really is with the science stuff,
I'm gonna tell you what,
I swear, friends, I'm gonna give you a choice,
No,
no, no, no, stop it!
You can stop it with this,
The upload is paired to the magnet,
The moment you turn it off, the video goes viral,
Or leave it on to protect Diane, but y'all keep dangling until the police arrive,
Oh, such a dilemma!
The police?
Hello, commissioner speaking,
Yes, ma'am,
I got a hot tip,
The bad guys are holed up in a hangar two clicks north of the MoonEx launch site,
What?
What are we doing?
Sorry, doll,
Look, it's nothing personal,
You are so hot right now,
I'm sick!
Yeah?
Come on, man,
You are one twisted reptile,
I wish I could stick around to see how it is, but we've got a rocket to steal,
Ciao,
Kitty!
Kitty, wait!
Hold on a second, please,
See?
This is why I'm not a cat person,
How are we supposed to choose?
We're not,
I don't give up that easy,
Piranha,
I need you to pull out the USB,
Follow my lead,
You got it, papito,
One,,,
Two,,,
Three!
I got it!
I think he's going faster,
Good,
You play,
We move,
I got it!
Weps, you gotta be up wiggling those legs to hack it?
Three legs is all I need,
Let's go,
Oh, I can't get in!
Move back!
Yeah!
The Forge!
We're gonna throw the whole thing into the fire!
It's our last chance!
You got this, man!
Here we go!
Go!
This
is getting real,
Good morning, ladies,
Madam Governor,
Oh, yeah!
A box and steam, right?
Close enough,
What are you doing here?
You know, I'm very hands-on,
Especially when someone tries to frame my friends,
I know everything,
The MacGuffinite, the magnet,
You talked to Marmalade,
Actually, he did most of the talking,
I'm more than actually Marmalade,
Step aside before anger becomes punch,
You're all under arrest,
Governor's orders,
Ooh, feisty,
You don't know, do you?
You're not Governor anymore,
You might want to check your phone,
Crimson, Paul,
Crimson, what?
No,
No, no, no, no,
How?
They never expected that,
Shall we?
Jenny,
A viral video has revealed that the notorious thief known as the Crimson Paul
was none other than Governor Diane Foxington,
A police search for the rogue politician they've wasted no time in ordering the
speedy release of sweet, adorable Professor Marmalade,
And to have changed would absolutely no one,
Chief, we were set up by a gang of superpowers,
They turned the MacGuffinite into a gold magnet,
And they're stealing that rocket to take it to space,
Yeah, that's what they all say,
Chief, I know it looks better, but if we did this,,,
Why would we help you solve the case?
Why wouldn't we tell you about the MacGuffinite?
And where's the loot?
You know it doesn't add up,
Look, we don't have proof, but I know somewhere,
In that big, booming heart of yours, you know we didn't do this,
Chief, please,
How many times do I have to tell you, Wolf?
It's Commissioner,
Ready to fly this thing?
With what?
The rocket flies itself?
Hey, Jenny,
Can you see in this?
Oh, look,
Watch the industry,
Chief?
Okay, let's say hypothetically, I believe you, which I don't,
But if I did, if I did, and some super criminal
has a gold magnet, how would we stop them?
You,,, you believe us?
No, no, no, no!
Oh, wow,
Wow,
Chief, is that for Chief Wolf?
Okay, okay,
Please stop with the touching,
I don't get you guys,
You're good and you're bad, and your sword is good and really bad,
It's hard to keep up,
Yeah, yeah,
That's fair,
I get it,
We're all over the place, but you need to get us to that rocket before it takes off,
Rocket?
What are you talking about?
Initiating backwards counting,
Countdown initiated,
Whoa, what's going on?
I don't know,
Well, shut it down, Jenny!
Shut it down!
I'm trying, Chief!
Mr, Moon, we've got a slight situation,
The launch isn't until next week,
Butter my crumpets,
The moon
next rocket seems to have taken off three days early!
Are you sure about this?
Not particularly, no,
Remember, when you come back, you're under arrest!
You got it,
Commissioner,
It's
time for everything, right?
No!
All right, all right, let's go!
We're here!
What's up, Snake?
They've got the baby!
Are you kidding me?
What's they losing right now?
What is it?
What is happening?
Sir, they're heading to the multinational space station,
I think we're talking,,,
You move me,
Can you feel them?
Get them about the 90 points,
You saw what you need,
Very, uh, spacey,
Good night, sir,
Everybody, make it!
Hey, where's Barana?
I can fly!
I just needed to believe in myself!
Oh, you guys can fly too?
All right, watch the legs,
Whoa, guys, check this out!
What is she doing?
They're using the Moon X power cell to activate the MacGuffin,
Kind of genius,
Yeah, they're smart, but there's something they didn't count on,
I got a plan,
Installation complete,
Confirm importance,
Should we, uh, get some special training for this?
Just don't, don't look down at it,
Uh, uh, what's, what's all this, now?
Listen up, this is all about time,
Web Shark, I need you to hack the external console,
We'll snake it for on a pop to control panels to engage the manual over right switch,
You got it,
And what about Kate?
Leave her to me,
I got one shot to save the world, let's make it count,
Okay, buddy, you can do this,
First, clear the root folder,
Live in system directory type enc underscore word equals word dot encode,
Now import hashlib and hit enter,
Then input underscore hash equals input,
Okay, cool, cool, got it,
Okay, so clear the root folder,
Use a second,
Hoo, hoo,
Okay, come on, come on, come on,
You're not nervous, right?
Because we don't have this when you're nervous,
What would I be nervous about?
Oh, Prada, do not,
I can taste it,
We're in position,
I think it's time we introduced ourselves,
People, people, people,
Everybody in the room,
Whoop,
Call myself, call, I call you,
Whoop,
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop,
Whoop, whoop, whoop,
Up, up, up, up, up,
Oh, thank you,
Holy potatoes,
It's actually working,
Yeah!
Oh, boy,
How are we doing, Snake?
Hang on,
Got it,
Like stealing candy and a baby,
Don't you mean candy from a baby?
I know what I said,
How about the earlark?
All right, whips,
I like your style,
Well, that one was all sharp,
I've been on it,
But it worked out,
I'm a programmer now,
I'm going in,
What was that, huh?
Oh, that's not good,
Oh, Snake,
Bloody, I'm sorry,
What?
No, no, no,
I hate you,
Get to the earlark!
Go, go, go!
Girls, nothing gonna stop us now,
Snakey cakes?
Help me,
Stop farting,
You made me act,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Come on, turn it off, all right?
You're gonna kill them,
I'm sorry,
Who's side are you on?
Kid is stop,
It's just a heist,
It's never just a heist,
Secure the earlark,
Now,
Whatever you say, boss,
Turn it off,
I'm just getting started,
What?
Wait, what's going on in the city?
What?
Oh, man,
You know what I'm thinking?
Wolf?
And that word's that kind of made up?
Gold,
It's kind of weird, right?
It's weird,
It's weird word,
Go ahead, say gold,
Gold,
Anyway, it doesn't matter,
I'm gonna need you to turn off the magnet,
Or I'll just do it for you,
Is that supposed to be funny?
Stay with me, Papo,
Stay with me,
I don't want to die like this,
Okay,
Come on, Piranha,
You've got a spinning out of space,
You should know what to do,
That's it,
The brain,
No, no, no, no, no, no,
I can't do stuff,
No,
Why would you risk your life to save people who wouldn't even give you a chance?
At least when you were the big bad wolf, they respected you,
Now that was respect, huh?
That wasn't respect, that was fear,
Oh, whatever, man,
What's the difference?
Trust me, there's a difference,
Respect is earned,
One day you'll learn that,
Honestly, Wolf, what made you think this would work?
Who says it didn't?
Like you said, it's not about the action,
It's about the distraction,
Hey, genius,
The watch controls the shuttle,
Not the magnet,
You get it,
She gets it,
Got it!
You sure about this?
Trust me, Chico,
Turner Power!
Well done, boys,
Webs, tell me you're ready,
Line it up, Wolfie,
Nice work, kid,
No,
You want to see a power move, kitty?
This is a power move,
Huh?
You're not?
I got you, sneaky cakes,
Oh, sugar beak,
And you said you weren't into me,
Why would you believe anything I say?
No!
How do you expect to get back to Earth without a shuttle?
At least there's an Earth to go back to,
You destroyed my beautiful plan!
What did I tell you about messing with my friends?
How did you,,,
You tried to stop her from posting,
What happened on media, I'm friendly,
Good thing I'm not the governor anymore,
Huh?
Gross,
Guys!
Whoa!
Diane, what are you doing here?
Just happened to be orbiting the Earth,
Thought I'd drop by,
I feel it,
I hit upon the famous bad guys all my life,
But no, I get it,
Good,
All right,
It is a massive system failure!
We're falling out of orbit!
I think this is it, Wolfie!
We're doomed!
Hold on a second, everybody!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on, darling,
No, darling, it's like that,
Sure, it's,,, It looks good!
It's bad,
Yeah, okay,
It's bad,
Sure, we're hurtling towards Earth in a tin can,
Staring squarely into the face of death,
Sure, our blood may boil,
Our bones may liquefy,
But, if there's one thing that I know about this crew, it's that we never,
ever give up,
Because we have something that's stronger than fear, stronger than even gravity,
And that's hope,
That's hope,
We're gonna land this thing,
We're gonna die, giant!
What those guys,,,
those brave, beautiful guys did up there,
saving the world from a 24-carat catastrophe,
Where, despite all the rejection and suspicion, all the tiny humiliations,
they did it for us,
They did it for the fame or for the glory,
They did it for us,
They weren't just good guys,
They were my best friends,
And I would give anything to arrest them just one more time,
This one's for you, Wolfie!
I, for one, am outraged that it took an evil space magnet for people to realize
that the bad guys were worthy of our love all along,
But it's too late, because now they're dead,
I want to say the only survivors were the perpetrators of the heist, including the
super criminal known as the Bent Abandon,
The second escape pod was tragically empty,
Did I sell it, or did I sell it?
Are you going to tell us what this is all about?
Yeah, because I don't feel good,
And who are the suits?
And why are there wearing sunglasses inside?
I know it seems elaborate, but trust me, it's the best way,
If you want to do some serious work, it's good,
Gentlemen, ladies, you have been identified as ideal candidates for a
brand-new ultra-elite unit of secret operatives that we're calling the
International Super Galactic League of Protectors,
Is Club,
Ah, sounds kind of made up,
I don't understand,
What's happening?
We're offering you a job, son,
You're going to be secret agents!
Huh?
Is he serious?
That can't be right,
Secret agents?
Get out of here,
You're serious, really?
That's what I'm talking about!
Alright,
Hey, I almost forgot you were there,
As you might have noticed, change isn't easy,
Some days it's going to feel downright hopeless,
But with the right attitude and the right
friends, the good life has a way of finding you,
Ready to get to work?
Agent Wolf?
Not bad,
Not bad at all,